Hello Fans of Uncomfortable Hug,

We’ve become a bit more erratic with our postings as we’ve been working on an animated pilot and some other side projects.  For that, we apologize.  We also didn’t want the quality of our postings to deteriorate because of it and felt fewer postings would be better than a whole lot of crappy postings. Continue reading »

1. No matter what operation you’re about to have, you’re balls will need to be shaved.
2. Deep emotional trauma is best resolved by having sex with your therapist.
3. If the pizza isn’t delivered in 30 minutes or less, someone’s dick will get sucked.
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Hi Everyone,

Do you get tired of all those vegetables pretending to be something they are not? Veggie Burgers? Tofurkey? Smoked Soyman? Well, now you can turn the table, (the kitchen table), on those damn vegetables and their hidden agendas, to kill your taste buds and erase your manliness!

Here is your very own recipe for a Meat Salad, guaranteed to put hair on your chest, muscle on your bones, and cholesterol in your heart. Not only that, but it has some of your favorite ingredients: meat, meat, meat, and guess what? More meat! Continue reading »